
Morning. A crowded city bus.
Albert
I sure wish I knew what to buy that special 8 year-old in my life for the Holidays.
Fay
I hear ya! I don’t know what to buy my nephew who is 9.
Fish Monger
Me neither. What can I possibly buy for my 10 year old niece this Christmas?
Bob
I couldn’t help overhearing your conversation. I have a 7 year old and an 11 year old to buy for and I have to get them 8 gifts for Hanukkah!
Albert
I’d like to buy them somethings more than a video game or just another toy.
Fay
Me to. Like a book.
Bus Driver
You could buy them a copy of Diary of a Wimpy Kid!
All
They already have it.
Bus Driver
Oh.
Suddenly the bus begins to rock back-and-forth. People fall asunder. A glowing figure steps aboard. It’s hard to clearly see this mysterious figure amongst the bright lights and fog though they are wearing a gold lamé jumpsuit and stand at least 8 feet tall.
Mysterious Figure
You should buy them a copy of the graphic novel – Earthling!.
Fish Monger
You means that graphic novel about a school bus from outer space?
Mysterious Figure
Exactly.
Bob
But that’s all science-fictiony and stuff. I don’t know if kids like that.
Mysterious Figure
You mean the way kids don’t like Star Wars and Transformers and such? Not to say Earthling! is exactly like Star Wars or Transformers but they share a genre…
Fay
I am researching it using my iPhone and gosh, the reviews sound great! Except for this one, man they really had it out for the guy. Anyway, that’s a great idea! I’ll order one right now from my iPhone!
Albert
It’s the perfect gift!
Fish Monger
Well that and a few pounds of fish!
All laugh. Fish monger has a coughing fit.
Bus Driver
(To mysterious stranger) Thanks for the book buying advice but you got a ticket?
Mysterious Stranger
I don’t know. Do you?
Curtain closes.
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