Here’s a panel carton I’ve been playing with. I’ll post some alternative lines below. Add some in the comments section if you’re inspired.
“Frankenstein walk like this. You all think funny. Frankenstein crush you.”
“Don’t know my real birthday. But my liver and left leg is 36 today.”
“Frankenstein foot odor is least of my odor problems.”
“You try find hat to fit square head. It’s not easy.”
“You lend me ear. You give me a hand. That why Frankenstein become stan-up.”
Ha! That’s pretty good. I kept trying to find a good line for ‘give me a hand’. I kind of wanted the modern stand-up thing going on. Self reflective Frankenstein. Next time I could make him a prop-comic.
Okay, I’ll try for self reflective.
We all made up of equal parts good and bad. You got to choose what you want to be. I choose bad.
Hang on, that’s not very funny – that’s Frankenstein as philosopher, I think. Oh well, I tried!