Final List of all Mattel Toys in the Recall

‘Sarge’ toy truck from the Pixar/Disney movie CARS, enamel based paint contains lead.

Tickle Me Elmo - Asbestos edition.

Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Plush dolls, filled with human waste.

‘Little Knifey’ action figure, real knives.

Batman Fun-to-Pose talking action figure - shouts insults in Mandarin.

Fisher-Price, Little Scientist Science Kit - weapons grade plutonium is real.

‘Little Broker’, Wall Street broker action figure - fraudulently securitized mortage loans.

Mattel - Gitmo Prisoner Action Figure, snap-on suicide bomb - real bomb.

Barbie Fun-in-the-Summer Humve, made from dried horse flesh.

Mattel Super-Easy-Bake-Oven - can produce temperatures over 2,000º.

Mattel Global Warning Plastic Manufacturing Kit, really does add to global warming.

Big Bird 24 inch doll, made from shredded SARS chickens.

‘Happy Frog’, 34 inch plush smiling frog, actual 16 pound Peruvian poison frog.

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